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The unwanted fat lining the upper and often lower portions of the cheek bone.
I HATE that picture of me! There's so much chat I look like John Goodman!
by elleebs February 04, 2010
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1.
The word orignated in Sydney years ago around the North Shore and seems to have spread Australia wide in a matter of years. There is a suburb named Chatswood in Sydney, the word was first used by a small group of individuals from the North Shore who had a disliking for a group of individuals from Chatswood. So if you were trying to offend your Shorey mate, you would call him Chat, or if you saw something shit, ugly etc, you would call it chat.
*Friend tells lame joke*
"That was chat"
by FatalCure April 17, 2006
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2.
something thats shit
fuck that burger was chat

that looks chat
by nukeone December 21, 2007
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3.
1.anything you dont know the name for
2.anything disgusting
3.simile for shit, crap, turd, and other related words...
i use this word all the time so i would know - i have put alot of effort in this defintition
"whats this chat on the bottom of my shoe"
"ooooh, thats chat!"
"you know that chatness"
"this is the chattest thing i've ever seen mate"
by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003
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4.
Ecstacy tablets, particularly in rural Ireland.
"I did five chats last night and I came up like a sky boy"
by HardyBuzz May 28, 2009
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5.
The Australian term for "ugly" or "disgusting" often used in schools and university it is a largely known slang word to Australian students.
Man that shit stain is chat
by Nick545454 October 13, 2010
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6.
1, A phrase used in the UK to summarise someone's conversational ability. Usually used when speaking to a friend about someone you've just spoken to for the first time. This is the noun form of 'chat'.

2, When used as a verb to "chat" means to talk at ones leisure, usually to mates.

3, Chatting (same meaning as the above).

4, "Chatting up", distinctively different from the former. It means to speak flirtatiously with someone you usually intend to sleep with.
1, "Mate, that birds fit but her chat stinks!"

"I don't like your chat boy!"

2, "Just go chat to him and sort it out!"

"Alright mate, Haven't seen you in ages! Fancy going for a pint and a chat a bit later on?"

3, "What you chatting bout?"

"He was in there chatting away"

4, "Mate see that bird over there? I started chatting her up, but it turned out she has a fellah!"

"Are you trying to chat me up boy?"
by JonboyUK August 27, 2009
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7.
Chairless Huddle and Talk. A quick variant on the pointless time-suck that is a "meeting".

The rules are:
1) No charis. Standing only.
2) Huddle means everyone must sand in a circle. No pass-outs.
3) No minutes may be taken.
4) No laptops, drinks or mobile phones.

The Seated Huddle and Talk is the more frequent (and less productive) cousin.

Any SHAT must have a Concise and Unambiguous Note Taker.
"We should have a meeting about this"

"No, let's have a CHAT."
by Unwilling Corporate Monkey June 09, 2013
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