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cbf levels are off the charts 

when you really cant be fucked doing anything
Teacher: Today we start calculus
Student: No
Teacher: Whys that?
Student: my cbf levels are off the charts

off the charts 

In Garrison Keillor’s Lake Wobegon, “all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.” But in the real world, exceptional people are exceptional. If you say “off the charts” often, there’s something wrong with your charts.
I knew he was a clueless tool when he used the expression “off the charts” three times in one hour.

Off the carts 

An adjective used for someone who is exceptionally high on wax.
Man: Wow, that guy is off the carts.
Woman: Turtle-y.
Off the carts by LeroyTheMan August 27, 2018

Off the Chart

Older term... Same definition as Off the Chain
This party is off the chart.
That girl/guy is off the chart.
Off the Chart by anonymous May 19, 2005

racism off the chart 

a sentence to describe high lvl of racism
some random guy: Slavery should be legal. black doesnt even get their right. i harassed 10 black kid because they have no right
random guy 2: thats racism off the chart. u are not my friend anymore.

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED 

Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED