I’ve prepared charcuterie and placed them on a board on the coffee table for my guests to snack on prior to dinner being served.
by Scorpion21 June 3, 2018
French word misused by uncultured monolingual Americans to refer to food platters, regardless of whether there actually is charcuterie (ham, prosciutto, salami, mortadella, etc) on these platters or not
- I made a Charcuterie for my daughter's birthday. It had all kinds of candies!
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?
- What? Your daughter had cold cuts for her birthday ?
by Josh9168 March 12, 2021
As an adjective, charcuterie means for something to be magical and radical! Charcuterie is good vibes only!!
“How’s your day?”
“Charcuterie, dude! How are you?”
“Dude! You’re lookin’ so charcuterie right now!”
*Double back flips off ski mountain*
“Dude! Charcuterie!!”
“Charcuterie, dude! How are you?”
“Dude! You’re lookin’ so charcuterie right now!”
*Double back flips off ski mountain*
“Dude! Charcuterie!!”
by kenz9253 January 22, 2023
by Margs891208 May 27, 2021
Here is 3 lbs of of nitrite filled lunch meat, 1 lb of fat filled cheese and some sodium rich empty calorie crackers.
I can't eat that it's bad for me!
Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine
I can't eat that it's bad for me!
Don't worry its on a fucking wooden board and called charcuterie....you'll be fine
by Salami stretcher March 23, 2021
“Charcuting” or charcuterie is when a shart happens but more shit comes out than normal and is forcibly spread across a women’s cooter.
I ate old cheese and meat off a cutting board and then tried to fart but some shit came out and a charcuterie happened causing me to get a UTI.
by charcut December 29, 2020