mortadella 

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.

"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."

mortadella by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

mortadella's 

Fat bitches the size of school buses who hang out and dance in clubs thinking they have a chance of picking up a guy other than a black haitian who's into fat white bitches.

"y0 man, check out that mortadella on stage, i think the floor joist beams'll bail out and make the floor collapse."

mortadella's by minghia.net March 29, 2003

mortadella's 

Usually a white troz' who weighs no less than 235lbs, lives in close proximity to a fast food chain (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Harvey's, Pizza Hut), and is always one of the most active bitchez on the dance floor. The scientific reason for this hyperactivity is due to the fact that all the accumulated sugar stored in scarced accumulator pockets throughout their body, slowly gets released in their blood stream as they move their often stagnating bodies.

"ehh bro, go ask that mortadella near the bar if she can cut us some slices off her thigh for our lunches tomorrow, i tink my mom didn't go grocery shopping yet"

"minghia j0e, they have crazy bass in this club, i can feel the floor moving even in the bathroom"
-"nah br0, its just a mortadella on the dance floor"
"aight c00l br0, eh, we buy a couple bottles to impress the girls?"
-"b3h y4 br0, w4t d0 you t1nk 0v3r h3re guy, y0u t1nk euhhHhhh. b4h g1mme y0ur 20 doll4rz 0h"

mortadella's by minghia.net March 29, 2003

mortadella pants 

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

mortadella pants by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

mortadelo 

A prank pulled on someone while sleeping where you put your testicles on their forehead to make your penis look as a comically large nose.
This prank is based on the character Mortadelo from the popular spanish comic books “Mortadelo y Filemon” Where he has a phallic shape.

Person 1: im gonna pull a mortadelo on him tonight

Person 2 : make sore to send me a pic later

mortadelo by Hammy Slammy August 21, 2020

mortadelo 

1) A comic character by Francisco Ibañez
2) A prank in which consists of placing a dick on the nose of someone and the balls as glasses, as comparation to Ibañez's character.

1- "Man, I love Mortadelo & Filemón comics"

2- "I did a Mortadelo to my friend last week and he doesnt talk to me since"

mortadelo by SittingDictionary December 31, 2017

mortadelo 

Make a Mortadelo it's a joke that consist to place your eggs in the eyes of another person and placing the penis in the nose. It's named Mortadelo in honor to the face of a Spanish cartoon (his face reminds a penis). Normally, people do Mortadelo when the victim is sleeping.

Is sleeping , lets make it a Mortadelo.

mortadelo by Pratdelariba January 12, 2020