Pride Fighting Championships

It all started on October 11, 1997 in the Tokyo Dome. This is by far the best of the best when it comes to mixed martial arts(MMA). It has the best fighter roster out of all the MMA events. For instance, it holds the greatest Heavy-Weight champion of all time in Fedor Emelianenko. It also has other great fighters like Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Josh Barnett, Mark Hunt, Wanderlei Silva, Mauricio Rua, Dan Henderson, Takanori Gomi. Also, Pride FC is great because it has rules that allow for true MMA action like kicks to the head and knees to the head on the ground.

UFC Fan: Hey man did you catch the latest UFC card?
Pride Fan: No, I was too busy watching skilled fighters on the Pride Fighting Championships card.

Pride Fighting Championships by Josh1510 December 9, 2008

Sarcasm World Championships 

The Sarcasm World Championships take place annually in April and the host city is determined by the previous winner's nationality and ability to host the event in a convenient city.

I'll pay you when I receive my Sarcasm World Championships prize money.

Sarcasm World Championships by No Hemingway June 15, 2020

AFC Championships 

A football game every year where a lucky team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in yhe superbowl

"You watching the game tommorow"

"Yea, can't wait for the fucking patriots to win the AFC championships again"

AFC Championships by Patrick mahommes January 22, 2019

wifeing championships 

1. To turn down any and all requests to go out and have a good time with friends because you have to stay home with your significant other.

2. The act of cutting yourself off from the rest of the world at the request of your significant other.

The term applies whether your partner is a girlfriend, fiancé, wife, or just a cutty buddy.

Nick – Yo Daz, you want to catch a drink and watch the game tonight?
Dillon – Nah, I’m competing in the Wifeing Championships.
Nick – Really? C’mon you ain’t been out in like weeks, don’t you already have like 3 championship rings by now?
Dillon – Yeah, but now it’s game 7 tonight, cause it’s the season finale of Gray’s Anatomy.
Nick – Your stuff’s weak. Wizzeak!

wifeing championships by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio March 23, 2010

Swimming conference championships 

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.

Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."

Swimming conference championships by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022

Canadian Cocksucking Championships 

Two (or more) people repeated complimenting each other, at their own expense, in an attempt to pay respect and show humility.

Guy 1: Your such a good artist

Guy 2: No, your a better artist

Guy 1: The way you compose a photo is the best

Guy 2: but your use of lighting is so much better than mine

Guy 1: Let's just agree that we are both good artists, this is starting to turn in the Canadian Cocksucking Championships.

Canadian Cocksucking Championships by gavint November 14, 2012

Championshitfaced

A new name for a beerpong competition where everyone gets shitfaced. Championshit + Shitfaced; Championshitfaced

stoner #1: DUDE are you going to that party?
Stoner #2: yeah f-sho, i love a good beerpong championshitfaced
stoner #1: hellz yeah

Championshitfaced by Naymark the Great May 19, 2010