11 definitions by gavint

Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

by gavint May 5, 2008

cut a crunch

To poop, as in go to the bathroom.

I have to cut a crunch before we leave, don't worry, it should be less than 5 minutes.

by gavint March 18, 2008

SCAFBA

Self Containted Anti-Fart Breathing Apparatus. When you pull your shirt up when someone farts.

1) Dude - total SCAFBA - I just farted my Taco Bell.

by gavint March 27, 2008

half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

by gavint March 19, 2008

bank job

When food passes through you very quickly; in and out.

1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.

by gavint March 22, 2008

boomer

the ultimate in an activity or sport.

Homerun, touchdown, goal, strike, bingo.

1) We are down 5-4, we need a couple of boomers to win this one!

by gavint March 19, 2008

SOP

Sleep Over Party. To sleep at someone's house

1) Wow, there is a lot of booze here, I'm never going to get home.
2) Don't worry, you can just have an SOP.

by gavint March 18, 2008