Mammalian urine, that through the process of either natural fermentation, or the use of a Sodastream, has become carbonated.
My boy Matt got wasted on some hooker's cocaine laced Street Champagne. He said those bubbles tickled his nose and anus.
by OG-FireDave December 19, 2021
by Starchylde June 2, 2016
A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.
"Dave told me he's a socialist the other day"
"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"
"ha, yeah, a champagne socialist more like. Have you seen his new iphone?"
by Jaqen H'gar January 11, 2015
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by GZeus November 5, 2009
by akaikubi February 3, 2006
When you take a shit and the first part of it is solid (aka the cork) but immediately afterwards the rest of it is diarrhea and comes blasting out and splatters all over the toilet bowl(just like champagne if you were to shake it up and release the cork)
I was taking a dump the other day and couldn't figure out how to describe it,It was so POWERFUL that it splattered everything in the bowl and the smell was so wretched that it had to be named. so some friends and I got together and coined the name Champagne shit
by Kai Karl June 9, 2006