Hammence

1. The act of recreationally drinking copious amounts of alcohol for the soul purpose of severe intoxication. (Drinking To Get Drunk)

2. An event or collective of individuals brought together by the common goal of getting hammed, achieving hammence.

3. An individual who is constantly over intoxicated, making themselves the center of attention as a result. A Hammence.

"I'ts Friday afternoon, Let The Hammence Commence!"

"Woah that rager last night at Slloyd's was such a Hammence, I lost my shoes."

"Khughes is too hammed again... That kid is such a Hammence, I can't believe it."

Hammence by M-Russ March 4, 2009

chavmance

Intimate relationship between 2 chavs typically embroiled in scandal and highly likely to be featured on the Jeremy Kyle show arguing about infidelity, paternity, abuse, drugs, alcohol, work or money.

Those two are as bad as each other. He's a workshy pisshead and she's having his brother's baby. It's a real chavmance.

chavmance by vski April 21, 2013

Commences 

Verb:
To begin happening, or begin something, to start.

The year's commences are at the 1st of Januari.

Commences by Jafje April 26, 2007

Chammered 

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

Chammered by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

Chatmance 

When two people meet in a chatroom frequently and are engaging in "romantic" talk or seem to be engaging in a romance only within the chatroom.

On a Reality TV show when two people "hook-up", it is called a Showmance, When the hooking up is done in a chatroom, it is a chatmance.

I heard that Bobby29 and Sweetbetty are in a Chatmance now!

Chatmance by Julie Cohn February 15, 2009

commence 

the act of initiating the consumption of alcoholic beverages, quickly and efficiently

Hey Dana and Joel, Let us commence. It is Thursday!

commence by commencer extrodinaire November 22, 2010

commencement 

Commencement is an another word for graduation which refers to a ceremony someone would be bound to attend after he or she finishes their entire school work(or after they did a certain required amount of work as to do so) before going out into the society(or move ahead in order to recieve more advanced education)

"Man....never thought I can get this far...
I mean, it's hard to believe....
that my school life is...finally OVER."

"Need not to worry about it for now, as the word tells,

'Commencement' might indicate the end of your school life

but it also contains the definition of 'the beginning'.

It's too soon to say that it's over,

YET."

commencement by SCL0315 December 30, 2010