The "performers", if you could even call them that, usually have huge fake boobs, fake nails, fake hair extensions, layers of make up and are really just high class whores for the producers, the "mutri" (mafia) and just about anyone else. The men look like pimps or drag queens.
Female chalga fans a.k.a. "chalgarki" typically wear slutty, cheap clothes, usually fake designer. The male fans- "chalgari" must look and act like dumb, "macho" guys or pimps at all times. (to demonstrate that they're straight).
Generally the fan base consists of peasants, gypsies, "mutri" (gangstas), truck/taxi drivers, dumb slutty girls and general low lives.
Usually chalga is hated by anyone with an ounce of intelligence. It's the equivalent to trashy rap/R n B/hip hop in the Western world. People who listen to chalga too much invariably become brainwashed and start to believe that easy money, sleazy underage sex and expensive cars are the essence of happiness. Such people are to be avoided at all costs if one wishes to remain sane.
"...yo bro, enough of that heavy metal, giss some chalga...."
*cue gypsy music and fat middle aged men singing: "oooh tiger, tiger, if you have money... hot women...ooh tiger tiger, if you have no money... old grannies "
"the handle, the handle, how it went in, the handle"
"The Black Sea, it's very good, at the sea there's a hole, chaka raka dei"
"A red Ferrari, one for you, one for me"
"I quickly put in your mouth...those rude words...are we gonna do it, shai lai lai, show me how you like it..."
Oh bathroom,oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)
Well known names from the CHALGA industry are: KONDIO CIGANINA TUP, MARA OTVARIACHKATA, GERGANA the SILICONE and many others.
In fact, the last years the CHALGA replaced the porno industry, forbidden in Bulgaria. The women who would like to become a CHALGA singer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neigbours they are titled "APPRENTICE CHALGA SINGER"
In general to become a CHALGA SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
2. What is the first name of Todor Jivkoff
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"
If you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the CHALGA society.
"Zaebi q taq CHALGARKA" - we'd better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a whore
Are you with me?
Now, imagine the worm inside the horse-shits which is eating them (intestinal worm). Now, imagine the shits of that worm.
So, that bloody heap of smelly worm shits is chalga.
In other words, chalga is extracted shit from all dirt in the World.
God bless all who are not in Bulgaria and those that don’t know what is this chalga. Fucking chalga is everywhere in Bulgaria.
who has 'em baby shaked off
Who has you baby lied
Who has yo baby fucked up
Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.
From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)
Do you have the dough
Do you have the dou-U-u-u-Uu-u-ugh
Pretty chicks for you
...and don't say words of love to me,
I most love the wisper of money...
The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
Green, green when all my money are green, green !
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)
Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:D)
(duet "Apollon" - Bai Ivan)