Music made by the stupid for the stupid, unfortunately very popular in Bulgaria. The music is mostly stolen from Serbian, Greek or Turkish songs, with just the lyrics changed.

The "performers", if you could even call them that, usually have huge fake boobs, fake nails, fake hair extensions, layers of make up and are really just high class whores for the producers, the "mutri" (mafia) and just about anyone else. The men look like pimps or drag queens.

Female chalga fans a.k.a. "chalgarki" typically wear slutty, cheap clothes, usually fake designer. The male fans- "chalgari" must look and act like dumb, "macho" guys or pimps at all times. (to demonstrate that they're straight).
Generally the fan base consists of peasants, gypsies, "mutri" (gangstas), truck/taxi drivers, dumb slutty girls and general low lives.

Usually chalga is hated by anyone with an ounce of intelligence. It's the equivalent to trashy rap/R n B/hip hop in the Western world. People who listen to chalga too much invariably become brainwashed and start to believe that easy money, sleazy underage sex and expensive cars are the essence of happiness. Such people are to be avoided at all costs if one wishes to remain sane.
vulgar, stupid ass chalga lyrics that nearly every Bulgarian has been subjected to at some stage in their life:

"...yo bro, enough of that heavy metal, giss some chalga...."

*cue gypsy music and fat middle aged men singing: "oooh tiger, tiger, if you have money... hot women...ooh tiger tiger, if you have no money... old grannies "

"the handle, the handle, how it went in, the handle"

"The Black Sea, it's very good, at the sea there's a hole, chaka raka dei"

"A red Ferrari, one for you, one for me"

"I quickly put in your mouth...those rude words...are we gonna do it, shai lai lai, show me how you like it..."
by zepp_fan August 27, 2011
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Very shity music made by Bulgarian low-inteligent musiciants adicted to low-quality alcohol and preformed by guipsies and retarded whors(most often blond).The lyrics are cheesy and doesn't ring any all
(translation of a chalga lyr)
Oh bathroom,oh joy
the village bathroom is the greatest joy!
by Victor 6taigata February 20, 2005
Chalga is a bulgarian style, first meant to be only limited to the music but then grown to a whole movement in the social life of Bulgaria. The main traits of the calga are the following:
- lack of inteligence
- peasant origin (not really necessary)
- whore type dress style (for women) and "big necklaces, cheap sport's wear, white socks and black shoes" (for men)

Well known names from the CHALGA industry are: KONDIO CIGANINA TUP, MARA OTVARIACHKATA, GERGANA the SILICONE and many others.

In fact, the last years the CHALGA replaced the porno industry, forbidden in Bulgaria. The women who would like to become a CHALGA singer should go through several tests of their sexual capacities. Just after being sleeping with 2 producers, 1 CEO, 2 high level criminals, 7 low level criminals, 4 shopassistants (generally in butcher's shop) and 12 neigbours they are titled "APPRENTICE CHALGA SINGER"

In general to become a CHALGA SINGER there is also an "lack of intelligence test" with those 3 questions:
1. 2+2=?
2. What is the first name of Todor Jivkoff
3. Name one river starting with "D" and finishing with "unav"

If you have more than one correct answer you are expeled for good from the CHALGA society.
"Hey, CHALGAR smotan" - excuse me, sir, can I attract you attention to the following matter?
"Zaebi q taq CHALGARKA" - we'd better not to discuss any further this woman with behaviour like a whore
by Johny French April 08, 2005
Not particularly sophisticated music by (often) not particularly sophisticated composers, writers, and performers, mostly targeted at not particularly sophisticated listeners with 1/2" foreheads and no necks (insurance business folks, cops, cheap alcohol addicts, etc.)

Features cheesy lyrics and primitive melody, bearing superficial resemblance to traditional Bulgarian folk music.

From Turkish "chalga" meaning popular music (or sort of - corrections welcome.)
Ooooh Tiger Tiger
Do you have the dough
Do you have the dou-U-u-u-Uu-u-ugh
Pretty chicks for you
by Filan Kishiqta April 08, 2005
Bulgarian deformed and corrupted kinda music. Good for nothing except making you stupid, retarded and having sort of fun when totaly wasted !
Lyrics -
The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
Lyrics -
Green, green when all my money are green, green !
by Luben Lambov April 08, 2005
A ganre in bulgarian music loosely based on bulgarian, greek and turkish folk music with some pop elements thrown in. The music and lyrics are usually of very low quallity. The performers are usually women that dress like whores as mentioned in the previous definition. However most of them are very good singers and work really hard, giving live performances 3-5 times a week.
(translated lyrics example)

...and don't say words of love to me,
I most love the wisper of money...
by MishoM April 07, 2005
Greek and Turkish music which is stolen by low-intelligent Bulgarian musicians
Tractor-driver, hooligan
is my neighbour bai Ivan
he's old-known in the PD (police department)
with his thefts from the TKZS (the communist system of division of the agricultural land)

Bai Ivan is very wild
whenever he steals he's happy
he lacks conscience and morality
even the mayor was robbed by him!
7 times he has stolen
the pumps of the dam (!!!:D)

(duet "Apollon" - Bai Ivan)
by MaMyTa April 09, 2005
Very shitty music made by Bulgarian low-intelligent musicians, addicted to low-quality alcohol.Performed by gypsies and retarded whores(most often artificially blond and with enormous breasts).The lyrics are cheesy and don't ring any all
(translation of a chalga lyrics)
Take off your sailor's T-shirt
and I'll show you my blue thongs
by Victor 6taigata April 07, 2005
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