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Genre which defines the stupidity of the bulgarian civilization. The music becomes interesting after a couple "fingers" of rakia, a common cheap alcohol with interesting flavours, and some "shopska salata", the usual salad for a Rakia party. Usually listened to by:
-whores
-idiots that have nothing better to do than get drunk and shake their body left and right to this music while going "op sa!" or "haide kako!"
-little kids that look up to idols with big boobs, blond hair, and lack of intelligence

A.K.A. -- Kiuchek music. Chalga singers steal some kiuchek elements from the Turkish culture and some sirtaki elements from the Greek culture and call it their own new hit single song that people can't stop listnening to for a month...and then move onto the next new "big thing"
-Pusni malko chalga be! - Put some chalga on, be!

-Chalgadjiika! - Woman who is brainwashed from listening to chalga and all she does all day is talk about how she wants to die her hair like Galena or have boobs like Gergana, the SILICON!

Example of Kuchek song:
Boyan- Gypsie

Let's go gypsie fill up my soul
Great job gypsie mashala it's my pride
Let's go dance this chalga this giubek
Great job gypsie now you're one of mine.

I know your race the best
In the dance with the hands, the back and the feet.
Let's go gypsie call over a gypsie girl
So you can make me feel better both of you

Kombayna-vurshachka

We wont argue, we wont fight
Every night when we go to bed we'll ride the bike. (x2)

On the guitar, Vasko the frog
he will play only for you dear guests. (x2)
Listen to the melody, the horo the folklore, the gypsie dances
they are all easy.

On the microphone, Tzetza the Bear
she will sing only for you dear guests.
by disturbia_ October 07, 2008
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The melody: originally from Balkan countries like Turkey,Greece,Serbia and Bulgaria, or stolen from famous or not so famous pop and RnB songs. The most important is the appearance of gipsy rhythm there.
The lyrics: made for creatures with intelligence coefficient less than 100.
Easly understandable when you are affected by rakia,mastika,menta or another home-made alcohol.
The lyrics are based on the deepest human aspirations like sex, easy money, expensive cars,etc.
The singers: for women is obligatory previous plastic operation to increase breast, large hair and Halloween make up. Thats why they're sometimes thought drag-queens.
The performances are characterized by shiny whore’s clothes, strange dances called ‘kiuchek’ (it consists of shake breasts and ass) and bad performed play-back.
The fans: in the case of Bulgaria it's the 80% of the population. They are usually 'bitovi alkoholici', horny virgins, unsatisfied wives, village ‘gangstas’, etc. Young girls between 13 and 20 years usually try to look like their idols, while male individuals usually wear white socks, blue 'Boomerang' flip-flops, sport trousers 'Adibas' made in Turkey, silk shirt and leather coat.

The chalga music is very suitable for special cases like 'selskiq sbor', 'Trifon zarezan', weddings, baptisms,etc. Nowdays it's used not only for these events, but for every uncivilized friends meeting.
Black sea, it's very good,
shining sun,
even better,
A hole in the sea,
Chakalaka de (african influence)
Black sea, aide stiga beee
by sissiny&weed_female April 10, 2005
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Chalga is the most famous(In my opinion chalga is the most stupid) music in Bulgaria..This music is awfull...When I listen chalga I want to trow up..
My friend:"That music is a bigest error is in world`s history"
chalga lyrics:turn off the lamp coz I'll go to sleep

by elllyellly September 08, 2006
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this is an only commercial kind of music like USA's hiphop but worst with by definition showing off of women balconies, BMW and/or Mercedes, stupid lyrics which are nonsense for normal people in Bulgaria they include cover version's of the above mentioned coutries folk and Serbian and vice versa
the song mentioned in first definition continues like "the major's wife is souping her tit" (it's tit in single because of the rhyme in Bulgarian - wow!)
"the major is souping the weapon"
by Filip Tsachev April 28, 2005
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The most poular music in Bulgaria for the last 2 years and probablt for the next 70,because the country is going to the dogs.Listened by 40-year-old alcohol addicts,who live alone,weigh at least 90 kg and go fishing every weekend in the poluted pond not beacuse of the fish,but because of the free food provided by their so called "friends".The avarage bulagrian/chalgarian drinks "Slavena"(the worse beer on the market,costs about 0.60 BGN per litre) and whacks off every time they see a chalga singer(usualy female,but there is one who's gay).The chalga music is suposed to be called Pop-Folk,but it's actualy a mockery of the bulgarian folklore.What can I say...screwed up country,screwed up music.
I'd rather not descrase myself by giving you some chalga lyrics to read.Besides you realy don't want to hear them,trust me.
by mooose May 29, 2006
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Somebody wrote that "everybody" listens to chalga in Bulgaria. This is not true. Yes, a great deal of the people do listen to it, but that's not all of them.
I suppose whoever reads this is inteligent enough to make some conclusions of his own about how meaningful a "style" of music can be, while being listened by "almost all" of a nation. Almost all, of course, means mostly bus drivers and whores...
My "favourite" chalga lyrics:
"Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
Wet blowjob...
(Repeating)"
by http://baimangau.hit.bg June 08, 2005
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The most disgustive music ever made by "human beings". It's made by stupid persons for stupid persons. It happens that normal people like it sometimes when they are really, really drunk.
by Yasen Penchev April 10, 2005
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