6 definitions by Maverick Fischer

A British indie rock band from the Isle of Wight, founded in 2019 by Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers.
Wet Leg is an awesome band!
by Maverick Fischer April 20, 2022
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Something that does not function or work. The opposite meaning of the word functional.
Dude my eyes don’t work! They’re unfunctional!
by Maverick Fischer April 5, 2022
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A sum of money or a small bonus given to someone who provides a service; commonly done in restaurants, bars, and coffee shops.

Tips are generally based on a percentage of the bill and a reward towards the quality of service. 15 - 20 percent is common for good service. Anything less, generally means poor service.

Occasionally you will see tip jars by cashiers.

Tip also stands for the acronym: To Insure Prompt Service.
Our restaurant server was so great, I gave him a 20 percent tip!
by Maverick Fischer December 15, 2022
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1. When else someone messes up or botches a job and you have to fix it or clean it up yourself.

2. When someone else makes a promise, but fails to follow through and you get blamed and yelled at for it.

3. When you get really bad customer service.
I went through the drive-thru at the fast food joint, but when I got home, half the order was missing! I got fiedored!

A customer got fiedored by one of the employees who worked on their computer and didn't install a part correctly and not only did damage the computer, they lost all their data too!
by Maverick Fischer April 23, 2022
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1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.
I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.
by Maverick Fischer April 19, 2022
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1. The name you give someone when they are wrong or incorrect.
2. Wrong brother or bro.
Why can't you just use a flat head screwdriver to loosen that bolt?
It doesn't work that way kemosabe, you need a wrench!
by Maverick Fischer April 29, 2022
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