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chairobics 

a type of aerobic excercise done by people while sitting in a chair
guy 1: what the hell are those hot old ladies doing on tv?
guy 2: dude they are staying in shape by doing chairobics
chairobics by hellathatguy October 7, 2007
A sexual act involving you, a backless chair, and an ass.
Involves inserting your penis between the seat and the cleavage of the other's ass cheek.
"I just found out my girlfriend got a chairjob from her dad!"
"Did you see her ass? That looks chairjobbed to me."
Chairjob by Achernar April 28, 2020
you're entire wardrobe of clothes are sitting on a chair in your room, waiting to be put away... or worn...

Commonly occurs after trying to find something cute to wear to a party, and tryig on almost everything in the closet.
Man, you should see the chairobe i have in my room, i could not find anything to wear tonight.
chairobe by ilovemtdewlikenoother October 23, 2008

chairdrobe 

a chair filled with already worn to be worn clothes, and it acts as a makeshift closet or dresser.
when staying as bachelors we lived very simple life we could find everything on our chairdrobe!

That Chairdrobe enlightens that corner of your room!
chairdrobe by happe May 1, 2013

hairdrobe 

A new hairstyle or range of hairstyles originating from a new hair cut or color.
I don't know if this outfit will go with my new hairdrobe.

Your hairdrobe doesn't match your face.
hairdrobe by Jojococofunoco December 21, 2010

cardrobe 

the use of ones main form of transport, as ones wardrobe; a hybrid of ones car and ones storage place for their possessions. i.e clothes, sporting goods, food stuffs etc
"do you think i'll get in the pub in this? better go check what i've got in the cardrobe"
cardrobe by nigel nomaytes February 23, 2007