Caserati 

1. A nickname given to the badass leader of a group, usually a guy with many talents.

2. The act of utterly demolishing someone in a competition.

3. A chick magnet.

1. "That kid is such a Caserati. Anything he says, goes," said Raheel.

2. I just went Caserati on his ass.

That kid just got Caserati'd.

3. Damn dude, you're such a Caserati. You have so many girls around you.

Caserati by JungaJunga May 10, 2010

Ceerch 

n. To mess somebody up in a fight

"That kid just got ceerched"

Ceerch by Kira Bailey May 9, 2022

Ceerch 

n. To mess somebody up in a fight
n. To make a Google search

"That kid just got ceerched"
"Let me ceerch it up"

Ceerch by Kira Bailey May 9, 2022

lunchmeat caserole

A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.

Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.

lunchmeat caserole by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Mortal Celery State 

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

Mortal Celery State by chonboi January 21, 2009

False Celery 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, the False Celery is when a man digs a hole in the ground, covers himself with dirt and paints his column green during the harvest time.

As it is written by the ancients, "the False Celery shall align with a chill wind as surely as Polaris guides the wayward traveller north."

False Celery by boatbutter August 22, 2006

celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.

No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.

celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008