Cerumen
Cerumen by crystal_428@yahoo.com December 14, 2008
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Crumenus
(masculine - pronounced crum-een-us)
A phenomenon that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally conglomerate around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs.
Recently, a non-gender specific derivative has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”.
A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.
A phenomenon that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally conglomerate around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs.
Recently, a non-gender specific derivative has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”.
A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.
“Hey girl, check out all my crumenus. Why don’t you chow down on one of these biscuits and then you could have some vagumbs.”
“Sweetheart, I hate it when you sit on me and eat crumbly biscuits, it gives me really bad crumanus.
“Sweetheart, I hate it when you sit on me and eat crumbly biscuits, it gives me really bad crumanus.
Crumenus by Leighton Xander May 16, 2014
prickup
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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