cephalorectis

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

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cephalorectal

The condition of having one's head up one's ass.

That dude's head is way up his ass- he's got a bad case of cephalorectal syndrome.

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A condition where the person can't determine reality due to having their cranium inside their rectum.

The Far Right suffers from cephalorectal colocation.

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One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

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The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

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