Stands for Chronic Bored-ness Syndrome.Complete and utter boredom. Not yet a proven medical condition but should soon be classified as one. Affects mostly teens. And usually worsens in the months of summer vacation when you have nothing to do. Side affects may include but are not limited to excessively state the words "I'm bored" or long pauses in mid-conversation.
*online conversation among CBS sufferers*
Sk8rKid101:Hey wuts up hows ur summer goin
XxEmoxScreamoxX: heyy...n/m....its ok i guess
Sk8rKid101: mine 2
XxEmoxScreamoxX: thats cool
XxEmoxScreamoxX:im bored :(
Sk8rKid101: yeahh me2
**XxEmoxScreamoxX is away**
Sk8rKid101: Damn it! CBS!
**Sk8rKid101 has signed off**.
by Samfish August 02, 2007
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A network which lost its purpose in life after canceling the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
An acronym for "Casual Butt Sex".
Lets have some CBS tonight, I'm not in a rough mood and I'm tired.

I have a lot to do, we can have CBS while I multi-task.

Lets have some group CBS tonight, we can socialize and watch football while we're at it.
by Yuby Hoo May 27, 2008
stands for 'can't be stuffed'
pronounced: ceebs
used instead of 'c.b.a' (cant be arsed) which is 3 syllables and more effort. cbs is only one :)
mum: empty the dishwater
you: cbs
by 2up2down:) August 03, 2010
Chronic Boner Syndrome

an ailment that most teenage boys are afflicted by the treatment is very simple whack it
Dumbass number 1: I'm not even horny and i have a boner
Dumbass number 2: welcome to the life of a teenage boy you're going to have CBS
by Donger420 July 30, 2014
Constant Bitch Syndrome.
A syndrome that you can get diagnosed with if you bitch constantly.
she has been diagnosed with CBS!!!
by Lord Hades December 13, 2006
An acronym for "Cold Bed Syndrome".

This is the singles' disorder, where one cannot go to sleep unless someone is there next to them.

Cold Bed Syndrome is most common during the first few months of new-found singledom, but is also common among those who have been single for extended periods of time; especially when said single person has many friends who are in relationships.

The contrary to this would be HBS, or "Hot Bed Syndrome", which is most common among those who are in unhappy relationships and would rather lose sleep than to sleep next to their counterpart.
I've had a horrible case of CBS ever since me and the girlfriend broke up.
by Abe417 September 08, 2010
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