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Cause I'm Young 

I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.
Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young

Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young

"'Cause I'm Best!" 

A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.
A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"
"'Cause I'm Best!" by Gerber Baby January 13, 2008

Cause I'm Swag like that 

The number one reason and/or excuse for any situation. Also highly effective in college applications.
Them: "You just let three pigs loose in the school! How the hell were you able to get away with that?"

You: Cause I'm swag like that

--or--

Them: "Why should we accept you into our university?"

you: "Cause I'm swag like that"

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.
Cause I can and it's free.

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus 

This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
"Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus"

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

” Anton überhard, ellottt stärdner, mrspedybou420, rdhalin22, ZOtoxic coffie”
” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”