catposting 

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.

I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.

catposting by Mattjod May 17, 2022

catposting 

a illustruous movement that has the sole objective of posting humourous cat images around the internet, however those images are more socially inclined into "shitposting" instead of the so called facebook memes of the past era, other popular names include: "silly cat images" or "discord cat memes".

a prevalent example of catposting is generally a funny low quality image of a cat followed with a equally funny or even in some cases a "silly" subtitle

catposting by Heriek112 September 14, 2023

catostylus 

1) jelly fish blubber, when its been beached. Has 8 large arms with stinging cell.

2) very large stinky obese blubbery man.

3) edible jelly fish discharge.

4) term for someone that get sexually aroused when rubbed with stinging jelly fish tentacles.

ie look at that catostylus over there.

or wouldn`t mind getting stuck into some of that catoslylus.

catostylus by maxjj January 20, 2007

Catapostrophe 

The catastrophic misuse of the apostrophe.

I saw several catapostrophes today, including:
Bermuda is well-know for it's fine weather.
New Jersey Potatoe's.
Video's for hire.

Catapostrophe by Richard English October 26, 2009

catostrophe 

n. The blatant and regrettable misuse of an apostrophe, often multiple times in a single example. (Etymology: catastrophe + apostrophe.)

Dave looked at the sign on the store. "Joes' Waterbed's." It was definitely a catostrophe. He decided to find another outlet.

catostrophe by davidwayneblack April 1, 2011

cathostic 

A person who was raised a Catholic but doesn't care for the commercial interests of the church. Said individual may agree with the moral lessons associated with the bible, but not support it financially.

A contraction for "Catholic - Agnostic"

That cathostic dude was raised a Catholic, but he never puts any money in the collection plate.

cathostic by Chia Guevara December 5, 2009

Cathostant 

A Cathostant (Cath-O-Stant) is a protestant with serious Catholic love. A protestant who enjoys saying the rosary, praising The Sacred Heart of Jesus, admires Catholic statues, meditating on the stations of the Cross. Crosses themselves before prayer and may even use the intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary. Anglo-Catholics are the most famous Cathostants, but many protestants emerse themselves in Catholic lore and practice, whilst retaining their 'salvation by grace through faith alone' stance. Cathostants are rapidly growing. A healthy sign that prayers for Catholic/Protestant friendship and re-building are being heard by God Almighty. Praise be to Jesus!

Jimmy the baptist- "Like, that Casper dude wears a cross with Our Lord still on it, crosses himself, says the rosary, wears a scapular and a sacred heart medal but claims to be a Protestant!"

Dave the open minded baptist- "Yeah. He's a Cathostant. They love Catholic culture as it inspires their faith but retain Luther's teachings on "Salvation by grace through faith alone'.

Cathostant by pepsicola September 16, 2006