a wad of toilet paper placed in a toilet (especially a public toilet) used to defend the posterior from splashing.
The toilet at Burger King was so nasty that before I went, I flushed twice and still needed to use a catch-a-me.
by Matt Pandullo February 16, 2006
The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.
Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.
by SOCOMdaddy April 21, 2008
The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.
Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.
Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.
Google "desert stickers" for picture.
Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?
Because they're comfortable!
But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
Because they're comfortable!
But they are hideous! God you look punchy!
by KState Legend December 9, 2010
That punk in C-dorm wuz wearing them catch me fuck me's, so I grabbed him and gave him a big kiss. Then I left a twinkie and a cold soda on his bunk, to say thanks.
by Signal 20 October 7, 2006
The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.
Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!
by SFC G May 7, 2008
The eyeglasses issued in the US
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
Army are cynically nicknamed: "catch-me-fuck-me" glasses. They are unattractive, thick black, horn-rimmed glasses.
by Smokey March 4, 2005
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