The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--
by e4c5 September 18, 2011
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The act of sticking a Halo 3 disc into your own Anus and yelling "WORT WORT WORT"
by Twitchy4360 July 20, 2011
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When you are getting head, on a really cumfy bed, smoking a fat blunt, and playing halo reach at the same time
charlie was on the bed getting a sergeant johnson from lexi. and halo reach is godly
by blazingcrazing69 August 7, 2010
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