Cashtronaut
When I grow up I want to be a Cashtronaut
Cashtronaut by MagicManolo March 13, 2011
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Mourning The Fallen Astronauts
When you can't get a full erection and you don't know why. Not quite Erectile Dysfunction, but close.
Mourning The Fallen Astronauts by TheOneAndOnlyCMC December 15, 2016
Castronaut
An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?
I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!
He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.
Wouldn't be the first time.
I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!
He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Castronaut by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008
never actually sent astronauts
never actually sent astronauts by Hard Core Truth May 27, 2019
Castronaut
Inhabitant of the greatest co-op house the Berkeley Student Cooperative has ever seen, Andres Castro Arms. Those who have struck the perfect balance between having a beautiful house and engaging in all-out pirate insanity.
Davisaur: Who just pranked Davis house?
Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)
~~some moments later~~
Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.
Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.
Castronaut: No idea, must have been Wolf! (with excellent poker face)
~~some moments later~~
Castronaut 1: Good job pranking Davis with us last night, man.
Castronaut 2: You too man. Let's head to The Loth and sauna it up.
Castronaut by golden130 March 29, 2011
CashTronaut
CashTronaut by yes juanito yes December 11, 2021
Nastronauts
Didn't I fucking tell Elon to do that MONTHS AGO!? Is that fucking crazy? I told him to do that months ago and instead he has two test launches that both apparently blew up and he's just now getting around to getting the astronauts?
Hym "Why didn't you save the Nastronauts when I told you to retard? I had forgotten that I had even told you to do that. What the fuck took you so long? They had already been there for months and they had to wait 2 extra months. That's why your rockets are blowing up. And why I had to make the AI you gave retarded name. Retarded. I mean, it's OK to be retarded. There's nothing WRONG with being retarded. But retarded. I said do it months ago. You did nothing. I said what is happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. You did nothing. But coercing me into giving a shit about your kids was more important to you. Retarded."
Nastronauts by Hym Iam March 24, 2025