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A person who is half Catholic and half Jewish. (One parent of each religion)

a variation of "Cathjew" for Catholic and Jewish.
My mother is Jewish. My father is Catholic, therefore I am a cashew.
by lileponine June 15, 2004
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A person who either is born from a Catholic and a Jew, or someone who practices from both religions.
Mom's Catholic, Dad's a Jew, so I'm a Cashew.
We celebrate Chanukkah with Christmas and Easter with Passover.
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cashews - an incredibly awesome occourance

cashews are much better than peanuts
that win over the yankees last night was fuckin cashews
by john fagerholm April 05, 2005
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Term Describing your testicles.
Hey lady, be careful with the cashews while playing with the jim
by billyjoejimbob August 09, 2005
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One who is both Catholic and Jewish. Or simply is of one religion and reveres the other.
Can I have your mezuzah?
Sure, if you give me your crucifix?
by smantha May 27, 2004
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The process of tapping one on the back of the neck during intense fellatio, and causing male intamcy fluids to rush out of the nasal cavity.
Linda used up a whole box of tissues after I gave her that cashew!
by Robert P. James F and KJ May 16, 2004
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When Your Dick is not even longer Than a 5 years old kid you have a Cashew.

Very Small.A bit Curvy,no nuts....like a cashew

Mr.1:Hey!Where's Cashew?
Mr.2:Cashew?
Mr.1:You Know that guy,Simon St-Marie,The guy we used to called Cashew in the Shower,After Our Hockey Games!
Mr.2:Fuck Yeah!Even my little bros have a bigger cock than this guy!
by Unknown Bob September 10, 2007
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