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cash and prizes by CWood December 1, 2003
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Cash and Prizes
The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
Cash and Prizes by goodwin88 February 10, 2017
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He was walking up too close behind me, so I turned around and kicked him square in the cash and prizes.
cash and prizes by tosha5252 October 30, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable