Mexican Carwash 

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

Mexican Carwash by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

van damme carwash 

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

van damme carwash by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Sticky Carwash 

when multiple males (a minimum of six) ejaculate on a girl riding a shopping cart or a skateboard or any object with wheels.

Me and the boys gave Brittany a sticky carwash in a shopping cart down at the Ralph's parking lot.

Sticky Carwash by Tony Danza & the Rollerskaters June 20, 2011

New Zealand Carwash 

The act of a male stripping naked, geting into a squating position, and a woman crab-walking underneath him, allowing his man-berries to sweep across her face.

Me: Yo, I totally New Zealand Carwash-ed that girl last night!

You: Sick bro! Was that enjoyable for either of you?

Me: No, no it was not.

New Zealand Carwash by pulzd March 16, 2011

carfaxed 

to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.

I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.

carfaxed by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

shitty carwash 

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.

I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

shitty carwash by endearing asshole June 9, 2009

Erie Carwash 

After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.

Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.

Erie Carwash by urajagoff September 14, 2014