Carpenter

A carpenter is a legit, badass, problem solving, beer drinking, tang slaying, beast of a man!

Mary: man my dude is a pussy!
Mary’s friend: bitch you shoulda got you a carpenter! My man is the shit. Fixes everything and smashes like a beast!
Mary: well gotta Ditch this electrician!

by Bwahaha26 June 4, 2018

carpentize

The poorest attempt to convert a noun into a verb, done typically by those who have little understanding of the actual processes of Carpentry. Often this word is an attempt to replace the term Sanding or an attempt to shorten a seemingly long descriptive phrase of the crafting of products through the use of wood.

Ignorant Man: "I THINK I SHOULD CARPENTIZE TODAY."
Educated Worker: "Shut up noob."

by Themanmann March 5, 2011

Carpenter

A chick who is an expert at nailing wood. In other words, a prostitute.

I was just looking for some local "carpenters" online.

by Wallydon February 2, 2010

Carpenter

The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer

Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!

by CleanPlantMemes November 14, 2018

Carpenter

To be lil' spooned by a strange man with nothing on but boxers for an entire weekend.

Matt was carpentered while in San Diego.

by Cavalohan October 20, 2013

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 17, 2009

carpenting

The act of Carpentry

He wanted to indulge his love of carpenting on people; so he became an orthopaedic surgeon.

by Jamiel Davsey March 11, 2014