by c10v3r August 18, 2011
Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.
by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006
(n) a feeling exuding from someone that gives you the impression that he/she hates your guts: Also a death stare
Nick: Hey man, that chick totally gives off a carpenter vibe when we're around her.
Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.
Nick: Let's get out of here.
Will: Yeah dude, she hates our guts.
Nick: Let's get out of here.
by Wolverine/Lionfish, GS June 24, 2009
Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.
by dacabinator November 12, 2007
Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme
by jessica1# February 9, 2010