Student #2: Nice! Do you know any smart people going to St. Olaf?
Student #1: Nope.
It is known for its extremely awesome social scene and its rivalry with OttawaU (University of Ottawa) which is the other major university in ottawa.
Rumours about Carletons failing education system, created by jealous OttawaU students because of the its cool scene are false!!
Carleton is the perfect university where school meets fun, sometimes the lines get a little blurry but CARLETON ROCKS!!!!!
Second Person: 'Find some Carleton students, they can create fun out of virtually nothing!!!'
A common joke about Carleton is that the "K" stands for "Quality".
Explanation: The hard "C" in "Carleton" sounds like a "K", which also sounds like the hard "Q" in "Quality", point being Carleton grads can't even spell.
A: "I didn't, I went to Carleton"