Carhoon

A male who is aroused by the poon de la hoon of a girl named Shanhoon.

Carson's is a carhoon....

Carhoon by Simon-💟-Shitten September 28, 2021

Car-Horn-Ese 

The most simple, yet complex language, with an estimated 1,400,000,000 speakers worldwide. The language is used via one word - honk, with meaning derived from context. A loud honk at a green light typically expresses anger at a driver for not going fast enough, while a soft honk at a pedestrian is usually a polite request to walk faster.

Car 1: HONK!!!

Car 2: Honk?

Car 3: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

News reporter: That there is a demonstration of Car-Horn-Ese

Car-Horn-Ese by KorokDude August 28, 2023

dusty car horn 

When one applies a generous amount of flower to the rim of ones asshole, then proceeds to fart out of the window of a moving vehicle.

I saw my friend Jim next to me, so to get his attention, I preformed a dusty car horn!

dusty car horn by kins.webb February 2, 2015

car horn 

Car horn: an audio device usually activated via a button found on a vehicle's steering wheel intended to get others attention or to warn others.

Ry: what's the use of beeping your car horn?

Justin: none if you're stuck in a jam.

car horn by DarkHorseAsylum March 7, 2014

car horn 

a bog complain button

she honked her car horn really lund

car horn by -anonymous use- June 7, 2017

carporn 

The small free newsprint magazines that come out weekly advertising used cars for sale.

Is the new carporn in cleetus?

carporn by Nathanael Lierly June 5, 2008

Car Horn 

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.

I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.

Car Horn by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020