Carboot Sale 

Modern form of torture - where one is left in a cold field surrounded by lunatics for a period of time that seems to last for as long as time itself.

Kid does something bad

Parent: right! that's it, we're going to a carboot sale to get rid of your junk.

Jumble sale junk torture booty

Carboot Sale by J-J-J-7-7-7 August 14, 2011

carbotarian 

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch

"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."

carbotarian by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005

Carhoot 

Grouping up at a party and sitting indian style.
Sometimes referred to as the, " carrot circle."
Commonly done at frat parties.

Carhoot at the party this weekend?

Carhoot by fratparty May 16, 2011

carboonis 

a chocolate shake with lots of whip cream on top

"i love your carboonis"
"why thank you i use lots of cream"

carboonis by mad dawg/ricardo/teabaggin June 25, 2005

caroot 

A horses penis

Hillbilly 1: In alabama we only eat caroots

Hillbilly 2:Damn strait my caroot is the biggest

caroot by Caroot Farmer February 16, 2019

Car Boot Syndrome 

Haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. This type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarrassing.

Buyer - "how much for that classic Ming Vase"
Seller - "£1"
Buyer - "Oh, really, is it? Hmmm...I'll give you 98p"
Seller - "Fuck off"
Buyer - "I'm sorry. I suffer from Car Boot Syndrome. I don't mean to be a twat"

Car Boot Syndrome by Dilkes July 7, 2011

cabooty 

A combination of the words caboose and booty, a noticably large and round ass that is generally attractive. Also refers to the display of such an asset through clothing or behavior.

Wow, that's quite a cabooty, looks like she's got melons under there.

or

Girl, those are cabooty pants, where you going tonight?

cabooty by Karen January 20, 2004