The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Get merch

Carbonation Heart

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.

Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!

Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

Get merch

cybortion

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.

cybortion by Boggler March 10, 2004

Get merch

cartortionist

A person who can fit a reasonably large car into a tight and constricting parking space.

Dang bro the way you wedged your truck into that parking spot was amazing, you are a cartortionist my friend

cartortionist by Capeesh October 26, 2010

Get merch

Shuffle