Paulie Carbone 

Shit was SO cash.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone

Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

Charbonneau 

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.

Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!

Charbonneau by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010

catboner

A derogatory term yelled by Andover Townies at Phillips Academy students. It indicates that you either are a cat's penis erected or that you "bone" cats.

Where is the Polo store, catboner!

catboner by Rosta March 4, 2007

Canyonnerro 

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.

take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!

Canyonnerro by jon January 8, 2004

catboner

Due to insecurity and some strange fear of procession of their town, Andover High kids yell this term out to Phillips Academy students. Phillips Academy kids find it pathetic, amusing, or just plain mean. They usually yell back things including "dog fucker" and "apply again next year!" This ongoing tension between the two schools is mostly under amusement and misunderstanding rather than true rivalry.

Dude did you here that? I they catbonered me five times when I walking back to my dorm!

catboner by 8-O December 19, 2008

charboner 

A grilled bratwurst that has been charred and has dropped through the slots on the rack into the ashes.

Also, a nickname for someone who is being a ditz.

Sorry I charbonered your brat.

"Jen, you being such a charboner. Grow a brain." said Tonia.

charboner by Tonia-Jen August 22, 2008

corboner 

A person that is extremely nice and one heck of a friend that just won’t leace you alone, he’s always nice and willing to support you, and he’s got a ya know, the nem fills in the rest

Wow he’s one heck of a corboner

corboner by TheTrüthGiver April 12, 2018