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To do something stupid, mainly as a result of not thinking it through beforehand.
"Don't Carbone closing the big account. If we lose their business we might go under."

"We're lost, you don't have a map, we're out of gas and you forget the beer. You really Carboned this road trip."
Carbone by FrenchieHammer February 5, 2009
An impressively large amount of work.
A waste of time.
A nuisance or annoyance
An inevitable event that you don't want to partake in.
"I have a carbone of a day today"
"all that paperwork was a carbone"
Carbone by youkilledkennyyoubastard September 22, 2009
A calcified disc in a fish's fin that disperses to make the water cloudy.
Carbonoma is a neoplastic disease in fish affecting the carbone.
Carbone by XTDVM March 9, 2018
See Bethann Carbone.
Carbone by Woody June 4, 2003
Skinny white boy with a gun
My names “Carbone” skinny white boy with a gun.
Carbone by lolxoliz September 23, 2020

Paulie Carbone 

Shit was SO cash.
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008
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