Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.
Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?
Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!
Karen: ...what?
Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!
by Isabelle McBoogerballs May 31, 2010
Complete pussy who has a teeny tiny uncircumcised penis (pretty much all foreskin tbh). This absolute stoner has no clue how to hold a relationship seeing as he's a total douchebag (no like fr him and his woman have probably broken up at least 40 times). He is pretty much the textbook definition of a Chad and this asshole is a complete hothead. He is a very angry little man with severe anger management issues so make sure to steer clear of this kid! He sports quite the gay haircut I must say, some would even say it resembles that of Ellen Degeneres. But, in conclusion, he's a complete prick with a tiny dick and a huge weed addiction! Fuck you Charb!
Person 1. *sniff*
Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
Person 1. Do you smell that?
Person 2. Smell what?
Person 1. It reeks of Chad in here holy fuck
Person 2. Oh that's Brayden Charbonneau
Person 1. Ohhh, be careful not to make fun of that kid, he'll tell Baggio!
by thig69 May 2, 2019
(named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)
a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission. The said commission also has a French name, `La Commission Charbonneau`
by Sexydimma August 20, 2014
A man with a large cock that gets on his hands and knees for any guy that drops his pants infront of him, normally only Ewan. but yes jeremy likes to get frisky... ;)
Ewan: hey jeremy
Jeremy: hey Ewan ;)
Ewan: you thinking what im thinking...
Jeremy: gwak gwak gwak gwak ughhhhhhhh
he is a Jeremy Charbonneau
Jeremy: hey Ewan ;)
Ewan: you thinking what im thinking...
Jeremy: gwak gwak gwak gwak ughhhhhhhh
he is a Jeremy Charbonneau
by jers step bro April 2, 2022
(La Commission Charbonneau in French, and named after Lise Charbonneau, a high-ranking Quebec provincial-level prosecutor)
a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
a special investigative commission set up in the Canadian province of Quebec to deal with our conscruption-industry
IMHO not only the mafia, but some of our Quebec politicians should be investigated, de gracie regina, by The Charbonneau Commission.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2017