A person who eats only carbohydrates, especially as part of carbo-loading in preparation for an upcoming athletic event.
Jill is a practicing carbovore this week because she's running a marathon on Sunday.
Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.
"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"
"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"
January 7, 2013 Urban Word of the Day
n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.