vancouver canucks

The team that needs to fire there head coach and reorganize the core players because the FANS DESERVE A STANLEY CUP FOR ONCE.

"Fuck the Vancouver Canucks!" says Billy.
"No fuck you Billy." says Steve

by matthew mcleod April 12, 2006

vancouver canucks

a cool team, that would be contending for the '04 cup right now, but Bertuzzi had to be an asshole and lose his temper; they'll lose in the playoffs w/o him, since Naslund is banged up right now

The Canucks are cool

by PuckYou March 30, 2004

canuck coffee

Coffee with crown royal maple

'That's a Canadian coffee Nick, a Canuck coffee has alcohol' said Emily

by Attila8tla November 17, 2014

Sneaky Canuck

When your partner is supposed to be getting lubed up but sneaks in maple syrup instead of lube.

Me and my husband wanted to try anal but that bastard gave me a sneaky canuck

by Beamerbear4 November 4, 2021

kool canuck

Simple drink recipe; 1 part Canadian whiskey, 2 parts Canadian Ginger ale

I need something smooth to drink- poor me a Kool Canuck, barkeep.

by TheGoodDrK November 22, 2014

Vancouver Canucks

A shitty/pussy hockey team based in Vancouver with the most dumbass fans who get excited af after winning one series after 9 years. Also, got their ass kicked by the Big Bad Boston Bruins in the 2011 Finals after taking cheapshots at Bergeron (one of the most respected players in the NHL) and then complaining like bitches when the Bruins kicked their ass later in the series. Vancouver fans are very obnoxious and almost as delusional as Leafs fans if that is even possible. For example, after getting outscored 23-8 against Boston in 2011 and being blown out 4 times during the series (only went to game 7 cuz they won 3 games by 1 goal every time and Luongo saved their ass) , they somehow still manage to try and justify how they should have won the series. Not only this, but their dumbass fans burned down their city after getting smoked 4-0 in Game 7 of the final.

Fred: Hey how come the Bruins are kicking the Vancouver Canucks' ass so badly, both on the score board and physically.

Mark: Oh, that's just because the Vancouver Canucks thought they were gonna intimidate the Bruins in Games 1 and 2 by attacking Bergeron and taking pussy cheapshots including giving Nathan Horton a concussion. That's why the Bruins are kicking their ass now.

Fred: Ohhh now that makes sense.

Mark: Yea don't worry about Canucks fans. They'll find a way to paint the Bruins as the bad guy without giving their pussy team any responsibility for taking cheapshots.

by DementiaBiden2020202020202020 September 9, 2020

Vancouver Canucks

Canada's best NHL team, and the best in the NHL. Won the Stanley Cup in 2009/2010 season.

Daaauuuyyyuuummmm....Burrows and the Sedins are the $hit! Vancouver Canucks are the best ever!

by CanucksKickAsss February 4, 2010