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The best team in the NHL. Caught a lot of shit for trading away a playoff bum and a dangler, but they got Marco Sturm for it and he's a badass. Now they have Blake Wheeler, Milan Lucic, Patrice Bergeron, and David Krejci who will lead the Bruins to glory for years to come. Tim Thomas keeps proving people wrong every night. Don't fuck with Zdeno Chara. Oh, and Lucic will fucking kick your ass and then check you through the glass.
The Boston Bruins kick ass. Lucic is the biggest badass in the NHL.
by FlattopFinney December 05, 2008
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Boston's pro hockey team. Fowards: Bergeron, Campbell, Horton, Kelly, Krejci, Lucic, Marchand, Paille, Peverley, Recci, Ryder, Savard, Seguin, Thorton. Defensemen: Bartkowski, Boychuk, Chara, Ference, Hnidy, Kaberle, Kampfer, McQuaid, Seidenberg. Goalies: Thomas, Rask.
The Boston Bruins are taking home the cup this year.
by Bruins2011 May 21, 2011
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Drafted a bunch of new players. Pretty promising new young goalie joey, many new forward, a few defensive players. Some forwards including henrick gibovochski, mieal longobsty, and jimmy wrighten. In the next two years this team will be brilliant and predicted to win a cup. Overall awesome national hockey league team.
the best team in the nhl would have to be the boston bruins
by bruins21 March 07, 2011
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The bottom feeder team of Boston, They have not won a Stanley cup since 1972, every other Boston team has won multiple championships since the lowly bruins. The fans are more sensitive than lacrosse or soccer fans, always trying to say the Bruins deserve respect... no one knows why. Known truly as a loser franchise one can only pray for the bruins as they can't go past the second round of the playoffs but that why we have another much more proud winter sports team known as the Celtics. They have won 17 championships to the bruins 5, this is why the Celtics ratings have a three fold market share to the bruins. Also the only team in sports history, not just hockey to go up on a team 3-0 the flyers and then to lose the series 4-3, a truly pathetic franchise.
Your going to the boston bruins game tonite? Yea...
Man that sucks should have saved your money the team will never win a stanley cup.. what a sad fan base, always complaining
by thatnutz March 30, 2011
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Used to be a great NHL team with a great rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens. Now sucks so much that even Habs fans are starting to cut them some slack. Somehow, some poor excuse for a human decided it was a good idea to exchange by far their best player( Joe Thornton who leads the NHL in assists ) for a bunch of nobodies. Currently, the Bruins are battling it out with the oh so powerful Columbus Blue Jackets to avoid being in the bottom 5. That coming from the team which ended last season at the top of their division on top of that. How far the mighty Bruins have fallen.
The Boston Bruins lose in overtime more often than any other team in the league. We should teach them that losing in overtime is still nowhere near as good winning the actual game. Embarassingly enough, the Bruins are part of the Original Six... At least, they're still better than the Blackhawks.
by Dr.Cain April 14, 2006
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