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can-trip

1) magical spell

2) an alteration of a rule or physical law.

3) a change in basic rules or laws.

4) an aberration but without negative or positive connotation.

5) can be trippy but without drug use.

6) a modification to one of many rules is not a powerful thing but may allow for other more powerful things to take place.
1) it was as if someone actually used a cantrip when the magician levitated off the stage and defied the laws of gravity.

2) the same force that causes gravity also causes a cantrip on three dimensional space that we have yet to conclusively understand and believe may allow for the warping of time.

3) cross gendered people are aberrations where as people who have non-gendered homosexual identity are more likely to be true cantrips of nature as it's impossible to identify ones self as being the opposite of something that is just a socially constructed fiction to begin with. only through aberration is such a thing possible.

4) deciding not to use the crosswalk when it's perfectly safe to do so is not criminal thus it is not jay walking or any other aberration of law and order. when and where it does get you across the street safer and quicker for everyone, it is a cantrip of the law.

5) it was as if the whole world might stand on it's ear when we realized a polar shift was in progress and magnetic north was something that can move! it felt like a cantrip had been played and reality might spin itself out of control in our minds but it was really nothing to worry about.

6) the cantrip change to privatization in california's electric power supply lead to ridiculously increased electricity prices and price gauging.
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The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.
I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.
cuntrap by jpg3 November 14, 2011

contrapreneur 

Portmanteau of "contra" and "entrepreneur." Someone who sees the business possibilities in reactionary and counter-revolutionary operations.
The #FusionRiseUp conference is a great place for a contrapreneur to get their startup recognized by the CIA and the State Department, so they can participate in future US-backed color "revolutions."
contrapreneur by gavinsaywhat November 19, 2014

contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"
~noun~
1. An exchange in which the input results in an equal but different output.

2. "Magic: The Gathering" - a term used for a spell which lets you draw a card in addition to its other effects.
1. That trip to my mother's house was such a cantrip, look at all the food we're bringing home.

2. I use lots of cantrips in my deck because it helps me go through it faster.
cantrip by Malvar November 23, 2003

contrapherbious

when one is confused by the womenfolk.
sexual confusion regarding a relationship status, usually holds prominence when waiting for the acceptance of a relationship status request, however can be used to explain the deciphering of breaking up with a complicated female or relationship.To be contrapherbious, one must be male as women cannot comprehend the term "contrapherbious" as they have acquired a more in depth state of mind regarding their dysfunctional relationships.
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is often confused with an LSD high.
"Elliott. i'm feeling totally contrapherbious about this girl.."
"yeah, dave. tell me 'bout it"
A country recently formed from the two greatest countries in the world, Canada and Australia. This is a nation for Canadians who have Australian friends or vice versa.
The favourite pastimes of Cantralians include shotgunning beers and playing ruckey (a hybrid of rugby and ice hockey).
My wife and I are holidaying in Cantralia over the summer.
Going to Cantralia to shotgun some beers and play some ruckey.
Cantralia is the sweetest fucking country in the world.
cantralia by Deputy PM Cantralia November 9, 2008