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Can't Wait 

NY Jets Linebacker Bart Scott barked . . Can't Wait . . the never-shy Scott shouted when told . . Congratulations, see you in Pittsburgh’ after New York’s 28-21 victory over the New England Patriots in the NFL playoffs.
Can't Wait by Fire4 January 22, 2011

I can't wait to have some of that dinosaur crunch! 

A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*

Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?

can't wait to miss that 

saying for a stupid movie or tv show.
Eddy that new shows on tonight ,Yeah, I can't wait to miss that!
can't wait to miss that by zoopig October 9, 2008

Wait i can’t remove definitions?

oh god oh no oh god help
“wait i can’t remove definitions?”
“well oh god oh no oh god

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026