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Cant fight city hall 


meaning its pointless to try and fight against whatever may be happening, be it losing a job, flunking a class, or breaking up with a girlfriend/boyfriend. Something
that is completely inevitable trying to fight against it happening is like taking on city hall, you will lose every time. City hall cant be beaten people, it just cant.

Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*

Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*

Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*

Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*

you can't fight city hall 

it is useless to clash with a politician or establishment, it is foolish to fight a battle that you can't win
After getting no support for the destitute for 10 years, I have learned you can't fight city hall.

You can't fight city hall 

You cant fight corporate America! They are big and we are small! You can't fight city hall!
Thats Conglomo. They even own City Hall. And you know what they say! You can't fight city hall!

Can't fight Pacwoman 

Unstoppable persuasion or force. You can't do it another way.
Friend: Why would you buy five candy bars?
Me: I only had a $10 and she only had a five. You can't fight Pacwoman, so.

You can't fight City Challah Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: A special burger that comes on a challah roll
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You can't fight City Challah Burger, you should try it!"

you can't fight the moonlight

Phrase lifted from some song. It is now an allusion to the futility of trying to claim copyright on generic, pointless ideas, particularly within internet fandoms. Has something to do with purple dogs, swans with dogs shoved up their asses, and deviantart.com. Maybe. We can't say for sure.
"Holy shit I came up with bat-winged transvestite raver Anubis stop drawing him"
"You can't fight the moonlight, baby."