canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

canonization by lead by $lapaho February 14, 2021

Canonization 

1. A process where worthy people are endowed among the canon of saints.

2. The murdering of Jedi Knights by force of millions of Stormtroopers.

1. All saints are accepted into the canon of saints through a process known as canonization.

2. All the Jedi were hunted down and destroyed by millions of Stormtroopers through a process known as canonization.

Canonization by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010

Cannabization 

The act of infusing the public with information about cannabis, launching a cannabiz or battling spider mites.

There is a secret organization within the cannabis culture engaged in the cannabization of the internet. They are also baking cheesecake.

Cannabization by TwirlingHippyisms February 20, 2011