shit canned brad 

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

canned coochie 

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

get canned 

get fired, lose the job

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.

get canned by NoNick April 26, 2015

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.

If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!

Canned Sunshine by Bangboy February 7, 2010

Canned coochie 

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

Canned coochie by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019