The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
by So he eats catsup August 01, 2014
To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.
"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."
by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009