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The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.
I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.
by So he eats catsup August 01, 2014
To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.
"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."
by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009
Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.
Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.
by pilotdude July 10, 2010
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