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candlelit penetration 

a scrumpet's favorite thing, where during intercourse in a candlelit room, a man penetrates the vagina while wiping the remains of his dirty toilet paper along the clit.
Man: Let's go back to my place and have some candlelit penetration.
Girl: Ew, you're nasty!

A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta 

Best fucking song ever, plain and simple.

Go youtube it, right now, it's by Asking Alexandria.
Person A: This isn't over baby don't believe a word they said!
Person B: BUT THEN, SHE TAKES A MOMENT TO PONDER, TO WONDER WHAT COULD'VE BEEN GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE!
Person A: Fuck yeah! A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta owns!

candlelight vigil 

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything
Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

Soggy Candlestick 

When a male sticks a toothpick in their dick hole, lights it on fire, then proceeds to wank it. The resulting disaster when jizz meets fire is a Soggy Candlestick.
I saw Leroy lighting up his penis with a Soggy Candlestick last night!

Candlelight Dinner 

A dinner, usually intended to be romantic, in which the lighting is limited to candles. Lowering the lighting in this manner helps to make the atmosphere more relaxed, and is reminiscent of simpler times before the electric light was available.
"For their fifteenth wedding anniversary, the Johnsons had a private candlelight dinner."
Candlelight Dinner by Mooshington October 8, 2009

Early candlelight 

a way of measuring evening time before watches and clocks became common household objects.
In former times people used to read early candlelight