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a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.
I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.
candiru by Zak January 13, 2005
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A fish that lives in the amazon and it can swim in your penis when you pee in the water and Dont try and rip it out cause it will devover you dick
That guy got infected by the candiru fish when he pissed in the water
Candiru by Corn dip mobile December 29, 2012
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A tiny parasitic catfish that lodges itself into the gills of larger fish, and (apparently) dicks (which I don't think is true).
Guy- I heard that the candiru fish swims up dicks or something.

Other guy- doubt
Candiru by piss fish August 15, 2022

CANDITUDE 

CANDITUDE IS A TERM USED TO DEFINE AN ATTITUDE IN LIFE THAT REFLECTS AN "I CAN DO IT" SPIRIT. AN APPROACH TO LIFE THAT SAYS I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF ACTIVITIES , I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS HAD DONE THEM FOR ME.
MY COUSIN'S WIFE RECENTLY LOST HIM TO CANCER, AND IN THE PAST YEAR HAS REFUSED TO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DESIRE TO HAVE OTHERS HELP WITH ROUTINE CHORES THAT MY COUSIN PERFORMED ON A DAILY BASIS. HER ATTITUDE, IS "I CAN DO THIS" AND SHE SAYS SO QUITE VOCALLY. MY WIFE HAS ALSO TAKEN ON A SIMILAR ATTITUDE TO TAKE ON MORE OF MY DAILY CHORES AND SHE ALSO HAS THE "CANDITUDE'
CANDITUDE by joe palooka October 29, 2012

Cardirus 

1. A very purple man that is not normal and often gets trapped in social Media.

2. A powerful purple being that strives for affection and Power.

3. Purple.
Bob: Hey! That guys is definitely Cardirus!
Jeff: You got it, i love Purple.
Cardirus by Eric F. Smith November 15, 2017

Canditually 

A person's taste pallet that differs from your own in a major way when it involves candy or any type of sweet.
Wow you have a more canditually taste in candy then I do!
Canditually by THE WORD PERSON October 30, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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