cancerbeties

When your dog dies of cancerbeties you feel sad. Cancerbeties is when u have cancer and diabetes.

Simon: No my dog died of cancerbeties

cancerbeties by Mikalesonhas December 16, 2016

ball cancered 

Function: adjective

1. being under the influence of marijuana.

this is so named because of a recent study that has shown a supposed causal link between smoking marijuana and certain aggressive strains of testicular cancer.

Dude, we got some really kind bud last weekend. I was so ball cancered out of my mind.

ball cancered by flatcurve February 16, 2009

Concerbed 

Magick

I am concerbed for everyones safety.

Concerbed by RayeDoki May 31, 2018

ovarian-cancered 

The female version of cock blocked.

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.

ovarian-cancered by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

Cancered by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

Cancered by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019

cancerbad 

A horrible player, usually delusional about their own performance or skills.

Used primarily in League of Legends SoloQ
Jungler:"I have 3 losing lanes gg."
Sololaners:"You didn't gank a single lane and are down cs to the opponent jungler fucking cancerbad."

cancerbad by Langitroll December 7, 2024