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Canoodling Hoagie 

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).
As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

chadling 

A street term for cocaine. They say it originated from the poshest backstreets of Wimbledon, London where affluent young private school boys would flaunt their parents hard-earned cash on the white powder to fuel a night on the prowl, to make up for their low self-esteem and penis girth and to try and emulate the heroic/inspiring acts of Jordan Belfort a.k.a The Wolf of Wall Street.
"Oi Nick mate can you cop us some chadling tonight?"

"Yeah let me call Chad, my chadders dealer."

"Goive."
chadling by Chad Ling March 19, 2014

Cabawling 

Crying and making smockeries in an empty echo chamber.
Oh look. There is the goatbitch cabawling again.
Cabawling by VenomVyper April 9, 2021

Canuding 

The act of canoeing down a river in the nude.
Ruthie and Eric used to enjoy canuding.
Canuding by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

Canoodling 

The disgustingly sweet cuddling of two very close individuals who are most likely romantic partners. Generally used in a sarcastic way.
"If you two are done Canoodling, we could actually start this game."
"Yeah, Chris had to leave the room. Nothing makes you feel more like a third wheel than two people Canoodling."
Canoodling by Catsreadbookstoo June 28, 2016

candylingus 

Choosing to suck, not bite on a piece of hard candy.
Did you bite your Lifesavor?
No, I prefer to perform candylingus until it dissolves
candylingus by FritoBandito423 September 1, 2013