canalingus 

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

canalingus by floorwax June 23, 2009

Canalingus 

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.

"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."

Canalingus by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014

cownalingus 

The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.

I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.

cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016

analingus 

To lick another's anus.

"I tried to give analingus to my girlfriend, but she farted...I'm now a mormon priest."

analingus by alreadygeeked89 June 19, 2005

Carnilingus 

(1)Going down on a girl while she's driving a car.

(2)The female version of road head.

I thought the officer would think it was awesome that she crashed the car while I was giving her Carnilingus, and he would just let us off the hook. He didn't. Still, she said it was totally worth it.

Carnilingus by A friend of the internets April 18, 2009

cunilingus 

to use the mouth, especially the tongue with the intent of bringing a female to orgasm; to lick pussy; to suck cunt.

I am a master of cunilingus.

cunilingus by Tommyboy July 24, 2003

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014