canadia is a better way of saying Canada. It is known to piss off Candians if an American says it, because it makes them think we are all ignorant bastards. Thus, when speaking to Canadians, always refer to Canada as Canadia. Canadia also sounds like an american state, suggesting that we will soon invade Canada and take over their army of moose and bears. Cheers!
As soon as we invade Canada and make it Canadia, we will have 51 states.
Canadia is known for its maple syrup.....and hockey.....and thats about it.
Noun. The way Canada SHOULD logically be spelled, if its reisdents are to be referred to as "Canadians". If "Canada" is the correct nomenclature, why are its residents referred to as "Canadians" and not "Canadans"? And, if we are to appropriate this linguistic protocol and apply it across the board, then why don't we Americans call ourselves "AM-mo-RICK-ians"? Besides, "Canadia" just sounds better, and lives up to the peaceful, majestic, and Utopian persona that it has taken on in the eyes of us Amorickians ever since our country got taken over by blustering, right-wing Imperialists. C'mon, "Nation Soon to be Formerly Known as Canada". Make it official. We all know you want to!
"Had there been proper medical procedures to correct severe cataracts in 1545, French explorer Jacques Cartier may not have missed the "i" in "Canadia" while transcribing his travelogue entries for posterity, and the grievous cosmic imbalance which ensues to this day may have been completely averted."