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Can Confirm 

To confirm a simple question or remark. Also to get out of a awkward conversation.
Hey did you get a girl pregnant?
Can Confirm
Can Confirm
Can Confirm by Can Confirm March 30, 2017

cong can (conc) 

someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,

commonly found on the 9gag website.
Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!

I can neither confirm nor deny 

It is a hint to the answer of a question, it works best if you know the person well enough that they can figure out the answer on their own. Emotions & expressions can also hint towards the answer.
Also used if you actually don't know or are trying to cover your company's ass.
"Hey Bob, have you ever seen Iron Man 1 before?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"

"Hey Jill, do you have my pencil?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"

Can't Control Time 

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.
7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time
Can't Control Time by DarthFox January 31, 2017

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems

Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems
Any One's Can Of Corn Contra A Pack Of Eminems