camuffins

an act of crazzyness; its messed up

1.Emily just pulled her hair, that girl is going camuffins

2. that skate board trick is camuffins!

camuffins by arkawa1232 November 15, 2009

cumuffins 

A mouthbreathing illiterate moron's mishearing and subsequent misspelling or mispronunciation of the word "comeuppance." The combination of "cum" and "muffins" adds hilarity to the usage of the term, as the word is typically placed in the syntax as an object to be received, as a result of karma, by a person perceived to have committed a wrong.

Yeah, that asshole screwed my best friend after I loaned him 400 dollars, but sooner or later he's going to get his cumuffins.

cumuffins by windu March 22, 2009

Ccmuffin 

1:Choclate Chip Muffin

2:LEET Boomkin on the Blade's Edge server.

1. Mom made ccmuffins for breakfast! Num num num

2. Dude I was in raid with Ccmuffin last night!

Ccmuffin by The Volare August 14, 2009

cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.

Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.

cummuffins by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009

Crapmuffins

More powerful than just saying crap.

Oh crap muffins I stubbed my toe!

Crapmuffins by Brittany March 21, 2004

Cumuffins 

What someone would receive after insulting a baker. Similar to that of getting comeuppance, except this involves a baker using less cowmilk and more manmilk in the muffins.

Bonus: this just reward is vegan-friendly!

Some guy: Hey baker! You and your buns can suck it!
Baker: How about a free muffin to change your mind?
Some guy: Fine, we'll see
(Om nom nom)
Some guy: WTF? Salty muffins?
Baker: Them be some cumuffins mothafucka!

Cumuffins by Justifried! March 16, 2011

Cuffins 

The category muffins and cupcakes actually are included in. For instance, there are lemon frosted, poppy-seed "muffins" served for breakfast, and unfrosted, chocolate "cupcakes" for sale at Starbucks. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE.

Hook me up with some cuffins, dawg! I'm famished.

Cuffins by BeeKizzle October 26, 2008